Why Mummy's Sloshed (Hardback)
Why Mummy Swears
The Boy Child Peter is connected to his iPad by an umbilical cord; The Girl Child Jane is desperate to make her fortune as an Instagram lifestyle influencer; while Daddy is constantly off on exotic business trips...Mummy's marriage is feeling the strain; her kids are running wild and the house is steadily developing a forest of mould. Only Judgy; the Proud and Noble Terrier; remains loyal as always.
Why Mummy Doesn't Give a
Mummy dreams of a quirky rural cottage with roses around the door and chatty chickens in the garden. Life; as ever; is not going quite as she planned. Paxo; Oxo and Bisto turn out to be highly rambunctious; rather than merely chatty; and the roses have jaggy thorns. Her precious moppets are now giant teenagers; and instead of wittering at her about who would win in a fight - a dragon badger or a ninja horse - they are Snapchatting the night away; stropping around the tiny cottage and communicating mainly in grunts - except when they are demanding Ellen provides taxi services in the small hours.
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